Canalis Elisabetta Canalis: "I'm a bad girl," Elisabetta Canalis 
Former strip of tissue paper: "I destroyed the SUV of one of my ex. I'm a tomboy. If you read the SMS exchange with Ferilli ... " interview for Max Giancarlo Dotto are down from giant posters of Tim Madonnas of our days, 10 hours are placed in Cinisello Balsamo, appear on TV and in the end that it is already dark, tattooed and undone, overalls and trainer, his cigarette in his mouth, slipped into a black Beetle parked in the studios of Cologno Monzese and make you: "I heard you broke a leg, you're ready to break the other one?". Ten seconds and I understand why. Elisabetta Canalis driving the car of his brother with one hand and one foot, sometimes only with the hand or foot. It must be a yoga position. When in doubt, I seal with the seat belt, and I try instinctively handle. Damn it, because the beetle does not have the handle? "You're afraid, eh?", Madonna makes that at least 12 eyes, even for a couple of text messages intended as Maddalena Corvaglia, and sniff the smell of fear. "Let us take a moment to Piero, I change and go down." Piero? The scoop is not that I expect. The new boyfriend of Hurley? The secret son?
Piero is more than one child. A seven-month Miniature Pinscher, Chihuahua and Schnauzer gender, teeth that close in the classic scissors bite. "Peter can not bear to be alone, I'll put in the bag and finish." I tell or not tell him I'm allergic to dogs serious? I'm where I beaker and she comes back, peers anxiously into her purse I devouring it. Do not check anything. Canalis is no suit and no Piero. A fairy. Without a trace of makeup. "Peter was sleeping, I left in a kennel." "Too bad, I wanted to know Peter." We have a table reserved at the Hotel Bulgari, one of the coolest in Milan. Nice evening, Elizabeth and adrenaline, even without the wheel, after a while 'there's Deborah Salvalaggio, a crash, with a blonde on their level. I make my uncle a bit 'slobbering. And I start to bitch. Elisabetta Canalis
like stars, like Paris Hilton, walking with the dog in the stylish handbag. "Take it easy. What Paris Hilton is a chihuahua, my dog \u200b\u200bsmells like a 40 pounds every now and then goes mad. Especially when I do an imitation. I carry it everywhere. Miami was the king of gays. Adored him. "
You've come a long way and posters from the time of the Strip. "Making Strip is a great fortune. For a moment everything seems easy, popularity, a lot of contracts, but it is after you fuck. There's more Antonio Ricci protecting you, you have to invent my life. " From the Ricci
Gialappa's, through Piccinini. "Never say early Tuesday I was disoriented. They are very selective. Do not let you do the beautiful pussy that goes on TV. You must be a role, show personality. In the evening I came home depressed. I sucked, I thought. "
I think or I'll say to them? "Oh yes, do not look at anybody. I'll say, "This thing sucks". "
How did you get out? "At large. Pulling out the irony. Rido often of myself, my Achilles heel, my clumsiness. "
You inspired Simona Ventura? "Great irony, right time, questions from a journalist, but she is a real hyena inside and likes to be regulated. Here, not would never see if it is to do something sweet. I really like Alessia Marcuzzi.
Over Hunziker? "Alessia is the number one. Hunziker I can not place her television. It looks like a Swiss watch to me perfection is not communicating much. Alessia has everything, kill me with laughter, is a comic book. I call Alex, is a bit 'manly like me. "
There'm so manly. "I tell everybody: with you it's like being with a man. Reasons like a man. But the most manly of all is Sabrina, Ferilli. If you did read our text messages. Other than the barracks. "
Eri males but with that paleomaschio Bobo Vieri? 'with their boyfriends that I love I like to be mine, stay in the kitchen at night, put the socks in the washing machine. "
You washed the socks also Muccino? "Di Gabriele, I never talked. He has talked enough about me. "
t'incrocia is true that if you put in the street? "Maybe after that we had left. We have been together four months last summer, then I realized that I loved him. With him I wanted to finally do good and nice girl but did not succeeded. Gabriele emerging from a difficult divorce with his wife and even he knew what he wanted. "
's great love, the socks, is Bobo? "I had two great loves. But the second is because there was only finished the first, the one with Christian. "
fustacchione The second is the black American football? "Are you crazy? You can not confuse a three-week flirtation with a love that lasted three years, a story that nobody knows, began shortly after the split with Christian in 2003. And maybe I'm still in love. " I do not know
nobody, not even the Crown? "Not even my mother."
Nor Sandro Piccinini? "Not Piccinini.
and Didier Drogba, the Chelsea's Ivory Coast. "I met him one evening at a disco in Milan and raised a fuss. I'm not obsessed with the blacks, I like handsome men. "
Do you like Mike Tyson. "I've said it once and I confirm that I am Tyson blood."
Piccinini, inveterate bachelor, makes you know that only you could possibly collapse. "I guess I'm too un'incallita bachelors. I love Sandra and I am grateful. She wanted at all costs when he left Sunday afternoon with the reverse. " Back to Bobo
Christian. We try again with a tissue Sardinian you like a bit too ', Melissa Satta. "I am amazed. He was already with this girl when he said that the woman of his life is me. In more than three years had never spent a word to me. The first nice thing he says to me when everything is finished. Do you have a schedule you men. "
Men fans all like that, they lose what they have and then seek to infinity in the other. "Evil. If I leave one I do not try a prototype. I'd always think the same person. Hell. "
The tattoo on his arm: "Pain Is Love." "With Christian grew up together. I have reluctantly decided that had to end. I tried a lot of pain, I hit rock bottom with him. "
Why did not work? "Christian is so good about himself that he could live on a desert island. For certain things I distruttto, but with him I knew what love is. The first one I put the socks in the washing machine. " Tell
socks Francesco Mondadori, your new boyfriend. "You're crazy, we're friends with him. We share the same passion for
hip hop. I do not have boyfriends, only freaks who follow me everywhere. I also find them in the hallway of the house. "
Ami hip hop but in the mobile phone ringtone keep Beethoven. "I wanted to put one of my idols, but did not want to seem Tamarra. Six American
inside? New York brings out the joyful side of me. It is a perfect city, cosmopolitan, there is a place for everyone. The morning walk at seven to Soho, Americans drink coffee and I feel like a woman at peace with myself. Buy flowers even when they are in America, I love only those who fake because they do not stink and do not wither. "
Better New York, Miami or Los Angeles? "My favorite is Los Angeles, the most American of cities. As an adult I know what I do. Within two years I open a studio in these parts m'invento and a future as a manager, behind the scenes, maybe a fashion line. I stole everything from large I met, photographers, designers, directors, actors, monsters and Gialappa autorali as Ricci's'. You will not
actress in Hollywood? "I do not give a damn about being an actress. Not to mention of Italy where there is an appalling snobbery towards those who make television. But I prefer to work on TV, all my life. We is not like in America where they build film about women, see Cameron Diaz or Angelina Jolie. " From totem
phone you have become a looming Big Sister. "I bless the contract with Tim. It gave me great confidence. As a child I stopped on the street to admire the posters of famous women. "
You can not change your appearance. "It's a clause in all contracts. It was so also in the Strip. I have to be very recognizable. Are guaranteed. "
Calendar Max also hit your friend Corvaglia. "Beautiful and witty. Maddalena I admire very much, deserves much more. It would be perfect with the hyenas. Sconta coherence. It is a tough. "
You'd be perfect with the hyenas. 'Authors I wanted. " There
Ilary with belly. "It's very sweet. My mom gets scared when he sees her dance. Ilary works. But does anyone you put between those two, Luke and Paul are great. "
The hardest thing you've done? "As a child I drank acetone and aromas."
're a toxic? "Like all Virgin have suffered a pharmacy, I take pills of any kind."
And you grow up? "That time in the Playboy Mansion of Hugh Hefner, the creator of the bunnies. A party in your pajamas for men and women in underwear. I introduced myself with the Scottish Bustiers and shorts. He greeted us with the usual dressing gown. I have stolen a blue bathrobe and with that I went so tanned in another party. " The most
Vandals? "At two in the morning I went down and I slashed the key with the Cayenne black man with whom I was. "Son of a bitch" I have written. "
Surprise: Canalis is a bad girl. Inter win the Scudetto, at least we see you naked on the Duomo. "I promised that I would do something on the telly. I am ruined. I read a poem. "
not you get on well. "ran away to Los Angeles."
In short as you like life? "I make my own the words of Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada" when you're on top of your work means that your personal life goes to pieces. "
How did you comfort? "A balanced young man that I love so much. The trouble is that the good guys do not interest me. They are ordered to stay with the bastards. And to think that they are all smoke and no fire. "
In what sense? "They stop at the surface, run away, they can not go further, find the weakness in me."
Giancarlo Dotto
May 3, 2007
